Over Dramatics

You know what tends to happen?
The more sleep I get, the more tired I feel the next day.
I can wake up after 5 hours sleep, down a coffee and feel just fine. However, I wake up after, say, 9 hours sleep, and I would very much like to crawl back into bed.
Why is this.

I was reminded the other day at an 18th of a very funny thing my friend did. For some reason, much like at 21sts, people feel the need to make speaches at 18ths listing all the most embarresing moments of this person's life.
So she was at the cinemas one day and asked for a ticket to some movie, and the lady told her the price. It took my friend a little while to get all of her change together so during the process, the lady at the ticketbox had put her ticket down on the counter. My friend gathered all the money and gave it to the lady and proceeded to walk away. The lady held up the ticket and said, with a sarcastic tone, "You don't want this?" And my friend turns around, smiles and goes, "No, I don't want a receipt, thanks".

Idiot.